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Math jokes ➕➖ in 2024

Why should you never mention the number 288?
-Because it is “two” gross.

Why can’t you grow corn in Z/6Z?
-Because its not a field!

What do you call a number that cannot stay in one place?
-A roaming numeral.

Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
-Because you cannot drink and derive.

Dear Algebra, Please stop asking us to find your X.
-She’s never coming back – don?t ask Y.

Why couldn?t the angle get a loan?
-Its parents wouldn?t cosine.

What did the calculus instructor say to his hungover student?
-Know your limits, and Don?t drink and derive.

A clerk at the butcher shop is six feet tall and wears size 10 shoes. What does he weigh?
-Answer: Meat. He works at the butcher’s.

Why was the equal sign so humble?
-Because she knew she wasn?t greater than or less than anyone else.

Why did the student get upset when his teach called him average?
-It was a mean thing to say!

Why did the mathematician put his null space in the microwave?
-to make popcorn! (kernels are hard to eat)

Why was math class so long?
-The teacher kept going off on a tangent.

Which space has a linear structure, has a norm, is complete and yellow?
-The Banana Space!

What did the triangle say to the circle?
-You are pointless!

How do you know when you have reached your Math Professors voice-mail?
-Answer: The message is “The number you have dialed is imaginery. Please, rotate your phone by 90 degrees and try again?”

Are monsters good at math?
-Not unless you Count Dracula.

What is the contour integral around western Europe?
-Zero, because all the poles are in Eastern Europe.

How does a mathematician induce good behavior in her children?
-Answer: I have told you n times, I have told you n+1 times?”

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