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Marvel jokes 🦸‍♂️🕷 in 2025

What’s the name of the superhero who always hits the target with chalk?
– It’s Chawkeye.

Which Avenger is the most trustworthy?
– The Credible Hulk.

What kind of spider likes to hang out at the Avengers headquarters?
– A Black Widow.

Fortnite are releasing a marvel themed battle pack.
– Can’t wait to get my hands on that Thor-skin.

What does Iron Man cook with?
– He cooks with Pepper’s pots.

What is Black Panther’s most favorite day?
– It’s Caturday.

If Ironman and the Silver Surfer teamed up, would they be alloys?

If a spider’s bite can make you a spiderman, would you bite me just to let me be your man?
– They say Thor is the only one who can wield his hammer. Well, you are the only one who can have my heart.

When Dr. Strange is sick, who is his doctor?
– Doctor Stranger.

What do you call the King of Asgard when he lives in Williamsburg?
– A hips-thor.

I’m worried I’ve become very obsessed with Wonder Woman, Black Widow and Captain Marvel lately.
– I think I might be a heroine addict.

Why didn’t marvel put advertisements on Hulk?
– Well, he’s essentially the giant banner.

Which Avenger is always in a hurry?
– Black Widow; she’s Russian.

What does Iron man eat every day for breakfast?
– He eats iron bran.

Go out with Hulk. Don’t. Make. Hulk. ANGRY.
– Make my “Spidey Sense” tingle, baby!

Thor met a rabbit in the forest. What did he say?
– Hello, raccoon.

What did Ant Man name his band?
– Avengers Ensemble.

Why can’t Magneto wear purple anymore?
– Because days of fuchsia passed.

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