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Marvel jokes 🦸‍♂️🕷 in 2024

I love you from the bottom of my arc reactor.
– Are you the Hulk? Because baby, you’re smashing.

What is Spiderman’s favorite day?
– Flyday.

Why couldn’t Wolverine use a computer?
– Because he was having trouble Logan in.

Two marvel characters that lost their vision
1. Daredevil

2. Scarlet Witch

What about Clint’s sister who spies on people?
– I haven’t heard of her, but I guess she’s called Hawk-ears.

What month of the year is Doc Ock’s favorite?
– Ock-tober.

What does Hawkeye like to wear with his suits?
– A bow tie.

What does Iron Man do before he takes a bath?
– He gets Stark-naked.

What’s Captain Marvel’s favorite cheese
– Brie.

Why didn’t Iron Man like his new assistant?
– Because he wasn’t Happy.

What would happen if the Human Torch told you a joke?
– You’d get burned.

How much does it cost to kill Tony Stark’s family?
– One Buck. (Yikes.)

Can I be the Pepper Potts to your Tony Stark?
– I’m Tony Stark. And I’ve saved my best weapon for you.

What is the name of Dr. Strange’s cousin who can’t do magic?
– Doctor Normal.

What is Dr. Strange’s cousin’s name who can’t do magic?
– He’s Doctor Normal.

Why couldn’t Wolverine make an agreement with anyone?
– Because of Wolverine’s retractable clause.

How does the Odinson feel after carrying around Mjolnir all day?
– He feels Thor.

Marvel or DCU ?
– Which is the best Marvel or DCU, and why Marvel ?

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