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Marvel jokes 🦸‍♂️🕷 in 2025

Are you from Asgard?
– Because you’re out of this world.

What is the Hulk’s favorite song?
– “It’s Not Easy Being Green.”

What is Ant Man’s most favorite party game?
– The sc-avenger hunt.

How did Professor X beat Magneto every time?
– With his head.

Hey, do you think fixing the universe hard for Thanos?
– No. Actually, it’s a snap.

I’ve been watching The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel…
…but for the life of me, I can’t figure out how it fits into the MCU.

What is Thor’s favorite food?
– It’s Thor-tillas.

Why is Iron Man stronger than Batman?
– It’s because Iron Man doesn’t Bruce easily.

Why are the Avengers so handy with tools?
– They’re always assembling.

Did you know Clint Barton’s brother has super smelling?
– Yeah, they call him Hawk-nose.

Marvel have announced their newest Superhero team, one consisting entirely of Trans-woman.
– The Ex-Men.

Which superhero has the neatest clothes?
– The Iron-ing Man.

Why was Cyclops made in charge of X-Men?
– Professor X made him the supervisor.

Which Marvel actress got arrested stealing a truck of soft French cheese?
– Brie Larceny.

Thanos’s snap in infinity war would’ve had a greater impact if marvel made it seem that half of the audience wasn’t there,
– But apparently only DC movies can do that.

What did Steve Rogers say to Carol Danvers?
– Marvelous work, Captain.

Why doesn’t Ant Man like to play video games?
– Because he lost to Ultron way too many times.

What game does Professor Xavier like the most?
– Sit n Spin.

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