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Marvel jokes 🦸‍♂️🕷 in 2025

What kind of spider likes to hang out at the Avengers headquarters?
– A Black Widow.

What does Groot say when he has a bunch of money?
– I am loot!

What happens when you cross Quicksilver with the Hulk?
– The Fast and the Furious.

Why don’t X-men let Colossus take part in their talent shows?
– He has the habit of steeling the show.

What’s always missing from Tony Stark’s kitchen?
– The Pepper Potts.

Why wasn’t Thor able to find his brother?
– It’s because he couldn’t Lokite him.

What happened when Quicksilver and the Flash met?
– They became friends fast.

Sometimes I find myself just marveling at shovels.
– What a groundbreaking invention.

What do you get if you cross a potato and a superhero?
– Spuderman.

What band performed at The Hulk’s birthday?
– Green Day.

If Captain America’s shield is vibranium, what is Hawkeye’s shield?
– Quicksilver. (Oof.)

Why was Thor avoiding his brother Loki?
– He Odin money.

What do you call a shemale in the Marvel Cinematic Universe?
– Ex-Men.

What does Groot say when he has a bunch of money?
– I am loot!

What is Spiderman’s day job?
– He is a web designer.

Marvel should use the Hulk in more of its advertising.
– He’s literally a giant Banner

What color are the lights in Wanda’s house?
– I don’t know, but you turn them on with a Scarlet Switch.

Why did Thor avoid his brother?
– Because he Odin money.

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