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Mailman jokes ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธโœ‰๏ธ๐Ÿ“ฌ in 2025

How does a mailman make a salad? With lettuce, of course!

Why did the mailman become a DJ? He was great at spinning records, just like he spins the mail!

Why did the mailman go to art school? He was into post-modern art!

How does a mailman organize a party? He always delivers the invites!

Why did the mailman go to the theater? He loves dramatic deliveries!

Why do mailmen hate rainy days? Because the mail gets all soggy!

How does a mailman flirt? With sealed with a kiss letters!

Why was the mailman on a diet? Too many junk mails!

What type of coffee does a mailman drink? Express(o) mail!

What’s a mailman’s favorite snack? Post-achios!

What’s a mailman’s favorite dance move? The post-dance!

What’s a mailman’s favorite type of joke? One that delivers a good punchline!

What’s a mailman’s favorite hobby? Post-card collecting!

Why did the mailman go to school? He wanted to master the ‘letter’-ature!

Why did the mailman go to the beach? He wanted to send a message in a bottle!

What does a mailman do when he’s angry? He stamps his foot!

Why don’t mailmen need to buy alarm clocks? Because nothing wakes you up better than a barking dog!

Why do mailmen never play chess? Because they can’t tell a bishop from a rook, but they know an envelope when they see one!

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