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Mailman jokes ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธโœ‰๏ธ๐Ÿ“ฌ in 2025

What’s a mailman’s favorite hobby? Post-card collecting!

Why did the mailman go to school? He wanted to master the ‘letter’-ature!

Why did the mailman go to the beach? He wanted to send a message in a bottle!

What does a mailman do when he’s angry? He stamps his foot!

Why don’t mailmen need to buy alarm clocks? Because nothing wakes you up better than a barking dog!

Why do mailmen never play chess? Because they can’t tell a bishop from a rook, but they know an envelope when they see one!

Why was the mailman bad at playing hide-and-seek? Because he always posts his location!

What kind of shoes does a mailman wear? Post-boots!

Why did the mailman become a chef? Because he could handle the heat, but not the dogs!

What kind of mail does a superstar mailman deliver? Fan mail!

What do you call a philosophical mailman? A post-structuralist!

What’s a mailman’s favorite type of math? Post-algebra!

Why do mailmen never get lost? Because they always follow their route!

What’s a mailman’s favorite animal? A postal bear!

Why did the mailman become a gardener? He was great at pushing envelopes!

How does a mailman start his day? With a hearty breakfast and a handful of letters!

Why don’t mailmen like football? They prefer to deliver the post, not the post-goal!

How does a mailman propose? With a ring in the mailbox!

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