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Lunchbox jokes 🍱 in 2024

What do you call a train that sneezes?
—- Achoo choo train.

How do you get a mouse to smile?
– Say cheese

What belongs to you but your family and friends use it more than you?
– Your name.

What tests do vampire teachers give?
— Blood tests!

Why are frogs so happy?
– They eat what bugs them

What did Luke Skywalker say to the students before lunch?
– May the forks be with you.

Why did the bird go to the doctor?
– For a tweet-ment.

Why did the golfer pack an extra pair of pants?
—- In case he got a hole in one.What is a pirate’s favorite letter? —- Rrrrrrrr!

Why are fish so smart?
– Because they live in schools

If you don’t keep me, I’ll break. What am I?
– A promise.

Which school building has the most stories?
— The Library!

What did the pear say to the celery?
– Stop stalking me

What do you call a sad strawberry?
– A blueberry.

Why is the teacher wearing sunglasses to school?
– Her students are very bright.

What did one eye say to the other eye?
—- Something smells between us.

How does a tree go home?
– It leaves

What word is spelled wrong in the dictionary?
– “Wrong.”

Which school teachers have the greenest thumbs?
— The kinder-garden teachers.

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