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Lunchbox jokes 🍱 in 2025

Why was 10 scared?
—- Because 7 ate 9.

What do you give to a sick lemon?
– Lemon-aid

What can you serve but never eat?
– A tennis ball.

What do you call a sleeping T-Rex?
—- A dinosnore!

Why was the broom late?
– It overswept

Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
– They’d crack each other up.

What do you say to a fancy cactus?
– You look sharp.

How do you make a tissue dance?
—- Put a little boogie in it.

What has four wheels and flies?
– A garbage truck

How many months of the year have 28 days?
– All of them! Every month has 28 days or more.

What did one pencil say to the other pencil?
—- Man, you’re looking sharp!

What do you call a sad strawberry?
– A blueberry.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
– It was feeling crumby!

Why couldn’t the pirate play cards?
– Because he was sitting on the deck.

What do you call a train that sneezes?
—- Achoo choo train.

How do you get a mouse to smile?
– Say cheese

What belongs to you but your family and friends use it more than you?
– Your name.

What tests do vampire teachers give?
— Blood tests!

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