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Lunchbox jokes 🍱 in 2024

What did one plate say to the other plate?
—- Lunch is on me.

Why was the strawberry sad?
– It was in a jam

Why was the math book unhappy?
– Because he had too many problems

Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
– It was feeling crumby.

What did the buffalo say when his son left to go to school?
—- Bison.

What kind of nut has no shell?
– A doNut

What goes up but never comes back down?
– Your age.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
—- Because he was feeling crumby.

What did the water say to the wave?
– Nothing, it just waved.

How do bees get to school?
– A school buzz

What did the zero say to the eight?
– Nice belt.

Why did the cow cross the road?
—- Because he wanted to go to the moooovies.

What bow can’t be tied?
– A rainbow

I can fill an entire room but never take up any space. What am I?
– Light.

What happens when you make an egg laugh?
—- It cracks up.

Why was Yoda such a good gardener?
– He had a green thumb.

What type of socks do pirates wear?
—- Arrrrrrrrgyle.

What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?
– Bookworms

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