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Love jokes 💑 in 2025

Son: Dad, I’ve heard that in some parts of the world a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her.
– Father: Son, that’s true everywhere.

Are you a banana?
– Because I find you a peeling.

If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard

Forget about the butterflies.
– When I am with you, I feel the whole zoo.

What happened when the candle went dating?
– It found the perfect match.

How did the telephone propose to its girlfriend?
– He gave her a ring.

What did the guy with the broken leg say to his nurse?
– “I’ve got a crutch on you.”

When a penguin finds a mate, they stay with them for the rest of their life.
– Will you be my penguin?

You are like my dentures.
– I can’t smile without you.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.
– If you were a Pokemon, then I’d choose you.

What’s the difference between love and marriage?
– Love is blind.
– Marriage is an eye-opener.

Are you a cat?
– because I’m feline a connection between us.

You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together?
– I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

I want to spend the rest of my life trying to get out of debt with you.

What did the hopeless romantic baker say to his dough?
– I knead you!

What does the ghost call his true love?
– My ghoul-friend.

I know this is going to sound cheesy, but I think you’re the gratest.

If stars would fall every time I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.

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