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Love jokes 💑 in 2025

Do you like Star Wars?
– Because Yoda only one for me!

What did the astronaut’s fiancé say when he proposed to her in open outer space?
– She said, “I can’t breathe!”

Did you hear about the porcupine who was near-sighted?
– Poor fella fell in love with a pincushion.

I told my girlfriend that it looked like she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
– She looked surprised.

I want someone to look at me the way I look at chocolate cake.

Are you a cat?
– Cause you are purrrfect.

Why did the car run into your house?
– It wanted to crash at your place tonight.

Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?
– Yes, it is February 14th.

A couple are on a date at a fancy restaurant. The woman tells the man to say something to her that will get her heart racing.
– He replies, “I forgot my wallet.”

Do you play soccer?
– Because you’re a keeper!

What did one volcano say to the other volcano?
– I lava you.

What did the astronaut’s girlfriend say to him when he proposed in outer-space?
– “I can’t breathe!”

Are you from Starbucks?
– Because I like you a latte.

Knock, knock.
– Who’s there?
– Pauline.
– Pauline, who?
– I think I’m Pauline in love with you.

Why should you never date a tennis player?
– Because love means nothing to them.

The T-Rex told his girlfriend, “I love you this much” as he stretched out his arms as far as he could.
– His girlfriend said, “That’s not very much.”

Why should you never breakup with a goalie?
– Because he’s a keeper.

Do you have a bandage?
– Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

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