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Love jokes 💑 in 2024

What did the patient with the broken leg say to their doctor?
– Hey doc, I have a crutch on you.

Why couldn’t the broken telephone propose to its girlfriend?
– It never gave her a ring.

Why should you not marry a tennis player?
– Because love means nothing to them.

Knock, knock.
– Who’s there?
– Frank.
– Frank, who?
– Frank you for loving me

Knock, knock.
– Who’s there?
– Honeydew.
– Honeydew, who?
– Honeydew you know how much I love you?

Love is when I walk to the other side of the classroom to sharpen my pen just so I can see her.
– And then I realize that I am holding a pen.

Why should you avoid falling in love with a pastry chef?
– They’ll only dessert you.

Son: Dad, I’ve heard that in some parts of the world a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her.
– Father: Son, that’s true everywhere.

Are you a banana?
– Because I find you a peeling.

If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard

Forget about the butterflies.
– When I am with you, I feel the whole zoo.

What happened when the candle went dating?
– It found the perfect match.

How did the telephone propose to its girlfriend?
– He gave her a ring.

What did the guy with the broken leg say to his nurse?
– “I’ve got a crutch on you.”

When a penguin finds a mate, they stay with them for the rest of their life.
– Will you be my penguin?

You are like my dentures.
– I can’t smile without you.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.
– If you were a Pokemon, then I’d choose you.

What’s the difference between love and marriage?
– Love is blind.
– Marriage is an eye-opener.

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