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Love jokes 💑 in 2025

I told my girlfriend she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
– She looked surprised.

Knock, knock.
– Who’s there?
– Olive.
– Olive, who?
– Olive you, and I don’t care who knows it.

I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.

They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth.
– Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

You can fall from the sky and you can fall from a tree, but the best way for you to fall is to fall in love with me.

What’s the difference between love and marriage?
– Love is blind. Marriage is an eye-opener.

What does a ghost call his true love?
– His ghoul-friend.

Love is telling someone to go to hell and worrying about them getting there safely.

If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.

Do you know what I did last night?
– I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.

How did the telephone propose to its girlfriend?
– He gave her a ring.

Me: “I love you.” You: “Is that you or the wine talking?”
– Me: “It’s me talking to the wine.”

If I were a cat, I’d spend all 9 lives with you.

If you were a potato, you’d be a sweet one.

Why shouldn’t you fall in love with a pastry chef?
– He’ll dessert you.

What did the patient with the broken leg say to their doctor?
– Hey doc, I have a crutch on you.

Did you hear about the porcupine who was near-sighted?
– He fell in love with a pincushion.

Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?

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