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Locksmith jokes ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ”ง in 2025

How does a locksmith express his love? By giving you the key to his heart!

What do locksmiths use to clean their teeth? A key-thbrush!

Why don’t locksmiths play hide and seek? They always get picked!

What’s a locksmith’s favorite animal? A mon-key!

Why did the locksmith go to the beach? To see the key-waves!

Why did the locksmith refuse to play basketball? He didn’t like the key-foul line!

Why don’t locksmiths ever get lost? They have the key to the map!

Why did the locksmith refuse to play the stock market? He didn’t have the key to success!

Why was the locksmith always calm under pressure? He knew he could always find a way out!

Why did the locksmith become a marathon runner? He loved the feeling of a key-tory lap!

Why was the locksmith a great artist? He always knew how to capture the key tones!

What’s a locksmith’s favorite fruit? The Key-wi!

Why was the locksmith a great writer? He knew all the key plot points!

What’s a locksmith’s favorite sport? Key-ckboxing!

How does a locksmith keep his pants up? With a key belt!

Why was the locksmith a bad dancer? He had two left keys!

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