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Locksmith jokes ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ”ง in 2025

Why did the locksmith become an environmentalist? He wanted to protect the Key-stone species!

How does a locksmith express his anger? He locks it away!

What’s a locksmith’s favorite game? Key-no!

Why did the locksmith join the circus? He was great at juggling keys!

Why was the locksmith a terrible football player? He always turned over the keys!

Why don’t locksmiths make good teachers? They always key-ep losing their patience!

What do locksmiths use at the dinner table? A skeleton key-nife!

Why was the locksmith a terrible golfer? He kept losing his keys in the hole!

What’s a locksmith’s favorite band? The Key-ths!

Why was the locksmith a great musician? He always knew the key signature!

Why was the locksmith a bad singer? He always sang off-key!

Why don’t locksmiths ever get stuck in traffic? They know all the key routes!

How does a locksmith start his car? He turns the key-gnition!

How does a locksmith make a salad? With a turnip-key!

Why don’t locksmiths ever get bored? They always have key-ping busy!

Why did the locksmith become a pilot? He wanted to unlock the sky!

Why don’t locksmiths get locked out of their homes? They always have the master key!

Why don’t locksmiths make good secret agents? They always spill the keys!

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