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Lobster jokes 🦞 in 2025

What do you call a lobster that’s afraid of tight spaces?
– Claw-strophobic.

What is the perfect name for a pet lobster?
– Clawde.

Why did the lobsters like working at the Red Lobster?
– Probably because it gets them out of their shells.

Did you hear about the lobster that rode a sea mammal into battle?
– He did it on porpoise.

I was boiling a lobster, and it started screaming…
– I felt bad, so I drove it to the woods and set it free.

Waitress, do you have a lobster tail?
– Waitress: ‘Yes. Once upon a time there was a little lobster called Lenny and …”

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