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Lobster jokes 🦞 in 2025

Where do lobsters go when they need to borrow some money?
– To the prawn brokers.

I asked my girlfriend if they serve whales at red lobster.
– That way next time we go we know if we can bring her mother.

What do you call a lobster who’s uncomfortable with tight spaces?…
– claw-strophobic.

Which department do lobsters work at in the bread factory?
– At the crust station.

Why are lobsters bad at sharing?
– Because they’re shellfish.

A guy asked a waiter “How do you prepare the lobster?”
– and the waiter said, “We just flat out tell them that this is the end of the line.”

Where do lobsters borrow money from?
– The prawn broker.

What’s a lobster’s favorite part of a build-your-own-pizza bar?…
– The crust station. (Pizza Jokes)

Why did the lobster cross the road?
– Because it wanted to get to the other tide.

What do you call a famous lobster?
– A shellebrity.

What did the tied up lobster fear more than boiling water?
– Claw-Strophobia

What did the lobster say to his long lost friend?
– Long time, no sea!

What would you call a pet lobster you get on Christmas Day?
– Santa Claws.

What is the first thing that parent lobsters teach their children lobsters?
– It’s that they should not allow a turtle stranger in their homes or premises.

What’s the perfect name for a pet lobster?
– Clawde.

What do lobsters drink in the morning?
– Clawfee.

I can’t eat any boiled lobster, clam, or shrimps… I have some shellfish steamed issues.

Why was the lobster blushing?
– Because the sea weed.

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