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Lobster jokes 🦞 in 2025

When lobsters start fighting,
– all shell breaks loose!

What is the basic difference between a lobster and a mobster?…
– Just one ransom letter.

What did the confused lobster ask his friend when he didn’t understand?
– He said, “Can you please be a little more pacific?”

Where do crabs and lobsters park their public transport vehicles?
– At the bustacean.

Did ya hear about the lobster that went to the party??
– It pulled a mussel

This lobster still a-piers to be very rude,
– I think he is a lost claws!

Where do the lobsters keep their clothes?
– They keep them hanging in their clawsets.

Have you heard about the lobster that ran out into the cold weather without its shell?
– All the other lobsters thought that he was cray-sea.

Did you hear about the big fight between the blue lobsters and the red lobsters?
– The other lobsters said it was like a sea-n from a movie.

Why was the ocean screaming?
– You would too if you had lobsters on your bottom!

Did you hear about the lobster who was having a bad day yesterday?…
– He had been feeling crabby since he woke up in the morning.

Did you hear about the lobster who rode a sea animal to travel the seas?
– He said that he did it on porpoise.

What do you call a tired and overworked lobster?
– A frustracean.

Waitress, do you have a lobster tail?
– Waitress:’Yes. Once upon a time there was a little lobster called Lenny and …”

What’s worse than lobsters on your piano?
– Crabs on your organ!

Where do lobsters go when they need to borrow some money?…
– To the prawn brokers.

Where do lobsters go when they need to borrow some money?
– To the prawn brokers.

What did the lobster fisherman say when he found his crate empty on the wharf?
– He said, “There a-piers to be a problem.”

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