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Lobster jokes 🦞 in 2025

What did the lobster say to his long lost friend?
– Long time, no sea!

What would you call a pet lobster you get on Christmas Day?
– Santa Claws.

What is the first thing that parent lobsters teach their children lobsters?
– It’s that they should not allow a turtle stranger in their homes or premises.

What’s the perfect name for a pet lobster?
– Clawde.

What do lobsters drink in the morning?
– Clawfee.

I can’t eat any boiled lobster, clam, or shrimps… I have some shellfish steamed issues.

Why was the lobster blushing?
– Because the sea weed.

What do you call a lobster that’s afraid of tight spaces?
– Claws-trophobic.

Where do crabs and lobsters park their public transport vehicles?
– At the bustacean.

When lobsters start fighting,
– all shell breaks loose!

What is the basic difference between a lobster and a mobster?…
– Just one ransom letter.

What did the confused lobster ask his friend when he didn’t understand?
– He said, “Can you please be a little more pacific?”

Where do crabs and lobsters park their public transport vehicles?
– At the bustacean.

Did ya hear about the lobster that went to the party??
– It pulled a mussel

This lobster still a-piers to be very rude,
– I think he is a lost claws!

Where do the lobsters keep their clothes?
– They keep them hanging in their clawsets.

Have you heard about the lobster that ran out into the cold weather without its shell?
– All the other lobsters thought that he was cray-sea.

Did you hear about the big fight between the blue lobsters and the red lobsters?
– The other lobsters said it was like a sea-n from a movie.

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