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Lobster jokes 🦞 in 2025

Why were the lobsters out celebrating?…
– Probably because it was the festive sea-son.

What did the chef say when a customer asked him why her lobster tasted different to the other freshwater crustaceans?
– He said, “Because the ocean made it salty.”

How did the lobsters travel around the beach?
– By shell-i-copter.

Who brings presents to lobsters?
– Santa Claws

What do lobsters eat for lunch?
– Fish and ships.

Did you have the lobster bisque tonight for the first time?
– Yes, and it was souper good.

Did you hear about the lobster that did not know he won an award at the school festival?
– He did, but he just didn’t realize his tidal.

Where do lobsters go when they need to borrow some money?
– To the prawn brokers.

I asked my girlfriend if they serve whales at red lobster.
– That way next time we go we know if we can bring her mother.

What do you call a lobster who’s uncomfortable with tight spaces?…
– claw-strophobic.

Which department do lobsters work at in the bread factory?
– At the crust station.

Why are lobsters bad at sharing?
– Because they’re shellfish.

A guy asked a waiter “How do you prepare the lobster?”
– and the waiter said, “We just flat out tell them that this is the end of the line.”

Where do lobsters borrow money from?
– The prawn broker.

What’s a lobster’s favorite part of a build-your-own-pizza bar?…
– The crust station. (Pizza Jokes)

Why did the lobster cross the road?
– Because it wanted to get to the other tide.

What do you call a famous lobster?
– A shellebrity.

What did the tied up lobster fear more than boiling water?
– Claw-Strophobia

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