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Llama jokes 🦙 in 2025

Did you hear about the llama who couldn’t see?
– Someone pulled the wool over her eyes.

Which sultry-voiced singer will happily spit in your face?
– Llama Del Rey

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a llama?
– A turtleneck sweater

What do you call an alpaca with a carrot in each ear?
– Anything you want. He can’t hear you!

The llama won the rap battle because he was very good at spitting.

The llama couldn’t see because someone pulled the wool over his eyes.

What did the vicuña say back?
– Wool have to see about that.

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