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Llama jokes 🦙 in 2025

A llama who is covered with lights is i-llamanated.

What did the llama say to the grass?
– “Nice gnawing you!”

Where do llamas go on vacation?
– Alpacapuco

When you thank a llama, they always say “No prob llama.”

When you cross a llama, camel, and cow, you get a llamadairy!

What do you call a llama joke with a sequel? Llama drama, of course! If you like one llama joke, you’ll love a two-part one.

What’s a llama’s favorite drink?
– Llamanade

What did the camel say to the llama?
– Let me teach you how to spit!

When llamas try to make an important decision, they say, “Llama think about it.”

Vicuñas have no prob-llama waking up in the morning. They use allama clocks.

What’s llama’s favourite film?
– Llamadeus

Who’s a llama’s favorite composer?
– Wolfgang Llamadeus Mozart.
If Llamas Could Tell Llama Jokes

Como te llama?

When the llama met the grass in the field, he said, “It was nice gnawing you!”

Featuring Llama del Rey, Kendrick Llama and more, each llama pun in this section includes at least one famous face.

**_What do llamas say when they meet someone new? “Fleeced to meet you!

How do alpacas get you in the morning?
– They set their allamas

When I told them about the llama who tried flying to the moon, they responded with “llama say is that’s crazy.”

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