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Llama jokes 🦙 in 2025

What do you call an alpaca with a carrot in each ear?
– Anything you want. He can’t hear you!

The llama won the rap battle because he was very good at spitting.

The llama couldn’t see because someone pulled the wool over his eyes.

What did the vicuña say back?
– Wool have to see about that.

What did the llama get when he graduated school?
– A dipllama

I’m tired of these llama jokes. Alpaca my bags and leave.

When a vicuna was asked to decide something important, he said, “Wool have to see about that.”

When the llama married his wife, he told her, “I wool stop at nothing to keep you happy.”

Did you hear about the woman who broke up with her boyfriend and moved to Peru?
– What a llama queen

What do llamas always say after yoga class?
– “Llamaste”

Llamas love the song ‘Whole Llama Love’ by Led Zeppelin.

According to legend, llamas come from a mystic utopian land in the Himalayas called “Shangri-Llama.”

Did you hear about the alpaca who tried to fly to the moon?
– What? No, llama say is that’s crazy.

What actor do llamas love?
– Al Pacacino

What do llamas call the end of time?
– Llamageddon

When does a alpaca go “moo”?
– When it is learning a new language!

When llamas first introduce themselves, they say, “fleeced to meet you.”

When you want to ask a Spanish llama their name, just say “Como te llama?”

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