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Llama jokes 🦙 in 2025

Did you hear about the scientist llama who missed out on the Nobel Prize?
– She had a new theory, but she couldn’t Peru-ve it.

What happens when you stand between to llamas?
– You get llamanated.

Why else did the llama cross the road?
– He wanted to prove to the possum that it could be done.

When llamas graduate from school they receive a dipllama.

Two baby llamas standing on a compass is called North Cria and South Cria.

What do you call a very fast llama?
– A Llamagini

Who is a llama’s favorite president?
– Barack Ollama

Llama mia, here I go again.

Llamas make excellent office assistants. They make sure that all the important papers get llamanated.

A llama who is covered with lights is i-llamanated.

What did the llama say to the grass?
– “Nice gnawing you!”

Where do llamas go on vacation?
– Alpacapuco

When you thank a llama, they always say “No prob llama.”

When you cross a llama, camel, and cow, you get a llamadairy!

What do you call a llama joke with a sequel? Llama drama, of course! If you like one llama joke, you’ll love a two-part one.

What’s a llama’s favorite drink?
– Llamanade

What did the camel say to the llama?
– Let me teach you how to spit!

When llamas try to make an important decision, they say, “Llama think about it.”

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