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Llama jokes 🦙 in 2025

A llama’s favorite drink is Llamanade.

The Llama mother and daughter are spitting images of each other.

Who’s a llama’s favourite singer?
– Llama del Rey.

Who’s a llama’s favorite composer?
– Wolfgang Llamadeus Mozart. If Llamas Could Tell Llama Jokes

What did Mario say when he saw an alpaca?
– “Don’t-a worry! It’s a fals-a llama.”

You should never trust a llama with your stuff. You are bound to get fleeced.

A llama’s favorite pudding is a banana spit.

What did the llama say when the vicuña asked why he knew so many jokes?
– Llama funny guy.

What sound does a llama’s doorbell make?
– Llama-llama-ding-dong!

What is a llama’s favorite drink?
– Llamanade.

In Llamaworld the most recent president was Barack Ollama. Everyone lloves Barack Ollama.

The new mother llama got worried when her baby llama started to crie.

What happens when you stand between to llamas?
– You get llamanated.

What do llamas say when they meet someone new?
– “Fleeced to meet you!”

When a llama wishes merry Christmas in Spanish, it says “Fleece Navidad.”

Llamas who are fond of classical music, love listening to Wolfgang Llamadeus Mozart.

Did you hear about the llama who couldn’t see?
– Someone pulled the wool over her eyes.

Which sultry-voiced singer will happily spit in your face?
– Llama Del Rey

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