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Llama jokes 🦙 in 2025

What’s llama’s favourite film?
– Llamadeus

Who’s a llama’s favorite composer?
– Wolfgang Llamadeus Mozart.
If Llamas Could Tell Llama Jokes

Como te llama?

When the llama met the grass in the field, he said, “It was nice gnawing you!”

Featuring Llama del Rey, Kendrick Llama and more, each llama pun in this section includes at least one famous face.

**_What do llamas say when they meet someone new? “Fleeced to meet you!

How do alpacas get you in the morning?
– They set their allamas

When I told them about the llama who tried flying to the moon, they responded with “llama say is that’s crazy.”

The dating expert in Llamaville is called Chuck Woolery.

What did the llama say when she was invited to the picnic?
– Alpaca sandwich.

What do you call a secret group of llamas?
– The i-llama-nati.

Why don’t Lucy Llama and Lacey Llama get along?
– Typical llama drama

When you are about to tell a group of llamas, a funny llama joke, you should always say, “Stop me if you have herd this before.”

Baby llamas usually go to eat pizza at the pizzacria.

What did the llama get when he graduated school?
– A dipllama

How do llamas respond when someone says, “thank you?”
– “No probllama”

My llama don’t like you, and she likes everyone!

Why did the pope invite an animal into the Vatican?
– Because it was the Dalai Llama.

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