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Llama jokes 🦙 in 2025

Did you hear about the woman who broke up with her boyfriend and moved to Peru?
– What a llama queen

Why did the llama cross the road?
– It was the chicken’s day off.

A llama country run by a governing constitution voted by the llamas and not a monarch is called a dipllamacy.

The llama who started an advice column was really good at solving dillamas.

What’s a llama’s favorite song?
– Llama Chameleon

Who is the llama spiritual leader?
– The Dalai Llama

What do you call a very fast llama?
– A Llamagini

When the vicuña asked the llama why he knew so many jokes, he said “Well, Llama funny guy.”

A broker llama usually goes to Wool Street to work.

Who is a llama’s favorite president?
– Barack Ollama

What actor do llamas love?
– Al Pacacino

The secret llama society that controls the world from behind the scenes is called the Illamanati.

A llama doorbell sounds like, “Llama-llama-ding-dong! Llama-ding-dong”

Did you hear about the llama who wouldn’t go outside because her hair was messy?
– She’s such a llama queen!

What’s a llama’s favorite song?
– Llama Chameleon

What did the llama see when he looked in the mirror?
– His spitting image.

When llamas think that the world will end soon, they fear it might be the llamageddon.

The best llama rapper is called Kendrick Llama. Nobody can beat Kendrick Llama in spitting bars.

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