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Llama jokes 🦙 in 2025

Why was the alpaca freaked out?
– He thought the llama wanted to eat him.

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What do you call a very fast llama?
– A Llamagini

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What is a llama’s favorite Justin Bieber lyrics?
– “My llama don’t like you and she likes everyone.”

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After yoga class llamas always say “Llamaste.”

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You can commonly hear a comedian llama say, “Well, llama say, I’m funny.”

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What sound does a llama’s doorbell make?
– Llama-llama-ding-dong!

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What did the llama say when he was robbed?
– “I’ve been fleeced!”

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I got a wool llama love for you!

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When Llamye West interrupted Taylor Swift’s speech, he said, “Llama let you finish…”

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What do you call the president of Llamaland?
– Barack Ollama.

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What do llamas always say after yoga class?
– “Llamaste”

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What do you call a stampeding herd of llamas?
– Alpacalypse

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At Christmas, llamas can usually be heard singing, “boughs of holly, Fa la la llama!”

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The drama llama who refused to go outside because of her hair prob-llama is such a llama queen!

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What happened when Llaura Llama got in a fight with her twin sister?
– Llama drama!

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What’s more amazing than a talking llama?
– A spelling bee.

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Want to go on a picnic?
– Alpaca lunch.

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One of the most knowledgeable llamas on the Earth is the Dalai Llama.

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