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Llama jokes 🦙 in 2025

The new mother llama got worried when her baby llama started to crie.

What happens when you stand between to llamas?
– You get llamanated.

What do llamas say when they meet someone new?
– “Fleeced to meet you!”

When a llama wishes merry Christmas in Spanish, it says “Fleece Navidad.”

Llamas who are fond of classical music, love listening to Wolfgang Llamadeus Mozart.

Did you hear about the llama who couldn’t see?
– Someone pulled the wool over her eyes.

Which sultry-voiced singer will happily spit in your face?
– Llama Del Rey

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a llama?
– A turtleneck sweater

What do you call an alpaca with a carrot in each ear?
– Anything you want. He can’t hear you!

The llama won the rap battle because he was very good at spitting.

The llama couldn’t see because someone pulled the wool over his eyes.

What did the vicuña say back?
– Wool have to see about that.

What did the llama get when he graduated school?
– A dipllama

I’m tired of these llama jokes. Alpaca my bags and leave.

When a vicuna was asked to decide something important, he said, “Wool have to see about that.”

When the llama married his wife, he told her, “I wool stop at nothing to keep you happy.”

Did you hear about the woman who broke up with her boyfriend and moved to Peru?
– What a llama queen

What do llamas always say after yoga class?
– “Llamaste”

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