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Llama jokes 🦙 in 2025

I was thinking about shearing my llama, but I figured that I better leave him wool enough alone.

Who is the llama spiritual leader?
– The Dalai Llama

What do you call a very fast llama?
– A Llamagini

When the vicuña asked the llama why he knew so many jokes, he said “Well, Llama funny guy.”

A broker llama usually goes to Wool Street to work.

Who is a llama’s favorite president?
– Barack Ollama

What actor do llamas love?
– Al Pacacino

The secret llama society that controls the world from behind the scenes is called the Illamanati.

A llama doorbell sounds like, “Llama-llama-ding-dong! Llama-ding-dong”

Did you hear about the llama who wouldn’t go outside because her hair was messy?
– She’s such a llama queen!

What’s a llama’s favorite song?
– Llama Chameleon

What did the llama see when he looked in the mirror?
– His spitting image.

When llamas think that the world will end soon, they fear it might be the llamageddon.

The best llama rapper is called Kendrick Llama. Nobody can beat Kendrick Llama in spitting bars.

What’s a llama’s favorite drink?
– Llamanade

Which sultry-voiced singer will happily spit in your face?
– Llama Del Rey

No prob llama!

Every llama’s favorite pop singer is Llama Del Ray.

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