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Llama jokes 🦙 in 2025

I was thinking about shearing my llama, but I figured that I better leave him wool enough alone.

How do alpacas get you in the morning?
– They set their allamas

When I told them about the llama who tried flying to the moon, they responded with “llama say is that’s crazy.”

The dating expert in Llamaville is called Chuck Woolery.

What did the llama say when she was invited to the picnic?
– Alpaca sandwich.

What do you call a secret group of llamas?
– The i-llama-nati.

Why don’t Lucy Llama and Lacey Llama get along?
– Typical llama drama

When you are about to tell a group of llamas, a funny llama joke, you should always say, “Stop me if you have herd this before.”

Baby llamas usually go to eat pizza at the pizzacria.

What did the llama get when he graduated school?
– A dipllama

How do llamas respond when someone says, “thank you?”
– “No probllama”

My llama don’t like you, and she likes everyone!

Why did the pope invite an animal into the Vatican?
– Because it was the Dalai Llama.

What did the llama say to the depressed camel?
– “Don’t worry. You’ll get over this hump.”

What did the llama say when his wife asked for a divorce?
– “I guess alpaca my things.”

A llama’s favorite 1960s band is ‘The Llamas and the Papas.’

During a fire emergency, make sure you pull the fire allama.

Why was the alpaca freaked out?
– He thought the llama wanted to eat him.

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