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Lizard jokes ๐ŸฆŽ in 2025

What’s a lizard’s favorite breakfast? Croak-a-doodle-doo!

What do you call a lizard that tells jokes? A stand-up comedian!

What do you call a lizard that breaks the law? A criminal iguana!

Why did the lizard break up with his girlfriend? He felt she was a cold-blooded person!

How do lizards say goodbye? “See you later, alligator!”

Why do lizards never go broke? They always have some bugs stashed away!

Why did the lizard cross the road? To catch the bug on the other side!

Why did the lizard go to the gym? He wanted to scale up his fitness!

How do lizards stay in shape? They do scale-toning exercises!

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