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Lizard jokes ๐ŸฆŽ in 2025

Why don’t lizards like fast food? They can’t catch it!

Why don’t lizards use smartphones? They’re afraid of the reptile dysfunction!

Why do lizards make terrible secret agents? They always spill the beans!

Why don’t lizards get lost? They always follow the lizard compass!

How do lizards avoid getting sunburn? They use scale-block!

How does a lizard propose to his sweetheart? “Will you be my reptile forever?”

What do you call a lizard in the winter? A blizzard!

What’s a lizard’s favorite movie? The Lizard of Oz!

What’s a lizard’s favorite type of pie? Bugberry pie!

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