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Lizard jokes ๐ŸฆŽ in 2025

What’s a lizard’s favorite TV show? Breaking Scale!

What do you call a lizard in a blender? A reptile smoothie!

What do lizards do when they’re sad? They shed a few scales!

Why did the lizard fail its driving test? It had a bad brake reaction!

Why are lizards great at hide and seek? They can blend in anywhere!

How do lizards communicate over long distances? They use the reptile hotline!

Why do lizards make terrible DJs? They always drop the bass!

How does a lizard feel after a big meal? Stuffed to the gills with grubs!

What do you call a lizard in a scary movie? A fright iguana!

What do you call a multi-talented lizard? A Jack of all Tradesman’s Skink!

What’s a lizard’s favorite breakfast? Croak-a-doodle-doo!

What do you call a lizard that tells jokes? A stand-up comedian!

What do you call a lizard that breaks the law? A criminal iguana!

Why did the lizard break up with his girlfriend? He felt she was a cold-blooded person!

How do lizards say goodbye? “See you later, alligator!”

Why do lizards never go broke? They always have some bugs stashed away!

Why did the lizard cross the road? To catch the bug on the other side!

Why did the lizard go to the gym? He wanted to scale up his fitness!

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