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Lizard jokes ๐ŸฆŽ in 2025

Why do lizards never go broke? They always have some bugs stashed away!

Why did the lizard cross the road? To catch the bug on the other side!

Why did the lizard go to the gym? He wanted to scale up his fitness!

How do lizards stay in shape? They do scale-toning exercises!

What’s a lizard’s favorite dance? The Mamba, because it’s close to Mamba-rine!

What’s a lizard’s favorite time of day? Scale-o’clock!

What’s a lizard’s favorite holiday destination? The Bahamas, it loves basking!

How do lizards settle disputes? They have a tail duel!

What’s a lizard’s favorite type of coffee? A reptiliatte!

Why are lizards always happy? They’re always basking in the sun!

Why did the lizard go to therapy? He had a case of reptile dysfunction!

Why did the lizard go to school? To improve his lizardry!

What do lizards use to move heavy objects? A gecko truck!

What do you call a lizard that bakes? A pie-thon!

Why do lizards never get into arguments? They always stick to their point!

What do you call a lizard that loves Christmas? A mistle-toad!

What do you call a well-behaved lizard? A civilized reptile!

How do lizards prepare their eggs? Sun-baked!

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