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Lizard jokes ๐ŸฆŽ in 2025

How does a lizard propose to his sweetheart? “Will you be my reptile forever?”

What do you call a lizard in the winter? A blizzard!

What’s a lizard’s favorite movie? The Lizard of Oz!

What’s a lizard’s favorite type of pie? Bugberry pie!

How do lizards greet each other? “Pleased to eat you”!

Why did the lizard go to the salon? He wanted to get a scale treatment!

What’s a lizard’s favorite type of math? Geometry, they love angles!

Why did the lizard go to the opera? It wanted to hear the high scales!

Why did the lizard go on a diet? It had too many scales!

Why don’t lizards make good comedians? They always crack under pressure!

What’s a lizard’s favorite sport? Hisss-terical fencing!

What do you call a lizard that plays the trumpet? A jazz iguana!

What do you call a baby lizard that won’t go to sleep? A dino-snore!

What’s a lizard’s favorite TV show? Breaking Scale!

What do you call a lizard in a blender? A reptile smoothie!

What do lizards do when they’re sad? They shed a few scales!

Why did the lizard fail its driving test? It had a bad brake reaction!

Why are lizards great at hide and seek? They can blend in anywhere!

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