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Little Johnny jokes in 2025

One day Little Johnny went to his father, and asked him if he could buy him a $200 bicycle for his birthday.
– Little Johnny’s father said, “Johnny, we have a $80,000 mortgage on the house, and you want me to buy you a bicycle??? Wait until Christmas!”
Christmas came around, and Little Johnny asked again.
– The father said, “Well, the mortgage is still extremely high, sorry kiddo. Ask me again some other time.”
Well, about 2 days later, the boy was seen walking out of the house with all his belongings in a suitcase.
– The father felt sorry for him, and asked him why he was leaving.
– Little Johnny said, “Yesterday I was walking past your room, and I heard you say that you were ‘pulling out,’ and mommy said that ‘you should wait because she was coming, too….’
“And I’ll be DAMNED if I’m gonna stuck with your $80,000 mortgage!”

Teacher: “Now Little Johnny, be honest, do you say your prayers every night before dinner?”
– Johnny: “No miss, my mother is a really good cook.”

Teacher: “I’m glad to see your writing has improved.”
– Little Johnny: “Thank you!”
– Teacher: “Now I can see how bad your spelling is though!”

Johnny’s Brother…
– Little Johnny’s new baby brother was screaming up a storm.
– He asked his mom, “Where’d you get him?”
– His mother replied, “He came from heaven, Johnny.”
– Johnny says, “WOW! I can see why they threw him out!!

Little Johnny wasn’t getting good marks in school.
– One day he surprised the teacher with an announcement.
– He tapped her on the shoulder and said, “I don’t want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don’t start getting better grades, somebody is going to get a spanking!”

Teacher: “If I had ten flies on my desk and I swatted one, how many would I have left?”
– Little Johnny: “One, the others would have flown away!”

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