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Little Johnny jokes in 2025

Johnny walks in the room and looks at his wife and says
– “baby. if you were in India they would worship you”
– His wife responds while blushing “does that mean I’m a goddess”
– He smiles and says “no you’re a cow”

mom, mom I’m holding my little brother’s hand … little Johnny good! but he’s not born yet

Teacher: “How can you prove the world is round?”
– Little Johnny: “I didn’t say it was!”

The teacher asks little Johnny : “Your dad buys 18 six-packs of beer at $3 a piece, how much is it ?”
– “I’d say about a one week supply, Ma’am !”

The class is having a guessing game and the teacher asks, “OK, what do you call someone who keeps on talking even though nobody else is interested anymore?”
– Little Johnny shouts eagerly, “A teacher!”

Teacher: “What is further away, Australia or the Moon?”
– Little Johnny: “Australia, you can see the Moon at night!”

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