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Lion jokes 🦁 in 2025

My father has the heart of a lion…
– And also a lifetime ban from the zoo.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a snowman?
– Frost-bite.

How did the lion stop the movie?
– He pressed paws.

On what day do lions hunt?
– Chewsday.

A lion goes into a restaurant and orders a steak. The waiter asks how he would like it. The lion replies, “RAW!”

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