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Lion jokes 🦁 in 2025

What do you call a lion with a fancy hat?
– A dandy lion.

How do you take a lion’s temperature?
– Very, very carefully.

Why didn’t the lion eat the detective?
– He was undercover.

What do you call a lion that changes color?
– A chamelion.

At any given time, the urge to sing “The Lion Sleeps Tonight” is never more than a whim away.

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