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Lion jokes 🦁 in 2025

I’m always on the verge of belting out “A Lion Sleeps Tonight.”
– You might say my urge is a whim away, a whim away, a whim away….

What do you call the King of the Jungle’s reflection?
– A copycat.

I was going to tell you a joke about a big cat but I would be lion.

A neighbour told me he spotted a lion recently. I told him that if it was spotted, it was more likely a leopard…

What job does a lion do at a newspaper?
– Run the linotype machine!

What kind of crazy creature do you get when you mix a yak and a lion?
– A maney-yak.

Why did the circus lion eat the tight rope walker?
– He wanted a well-balanced meal.

My urge to sing “The Lion Sleeps Tonight” is just a whim away.
– A whim away, a whim away, a whim away.

How do you tell a lion to pick up the pace?
– MUFASA!

What do you get if you cross a lion with a watchdog?
– A terrified postman!

What do lions and computers have in common?
– They both have mega bites.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a snowman?
– Frostbite.

My lion impression went down well. A roaring success.

What’s a lion running a copy machine called?
– A copycat.

Which scientist discovered the planet Leo 9?
– Lioness Pawling.

What do you call a lion with a fancy hat?
– A dandy lion.

Which US state do lions live in?
– Maine.

A lion would never drive while drunk.
– But a tiger wood.

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