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Lion jokes 🦁 in 2025

What do lions and computers have in common?
– They both have mega bites.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a snowman?
– Frostbite.

My lion impression went down well. A roaring success.

What’s a lion running a copy machine called?
– A copycat.

Which scientist discovered the planet Leo 9?
– Lioness Pawling.

What do you call a lion with a fancy hat?
– A dandy lion.

Which US state do lions live in?
– Maine.

A lion would never drive while drunk.
– But a tiger wood.

What do you call a lion at the North Pole?
– Lost.

What did the lion say when I asked what it was doing in my wardrobe?
– “Narnia business.”

What does the lion call the barber?
– His mane man.

What did the cannibalistic lion do?
– He swallowed his pride.

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?
– A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

What’s the difference between a tiger and a lion?
– A tiger has the mane part missing.

What do lions do on a canoe?
– Use their roar!

How do lions chill out?
– By lion around.

I would tell you about my dream involving a Lion, a Witch and a Wardrobe, but it’s Narnia business.

What’s a lion’s favorite soccer player?
– Lion-el Messi.

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