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Lion jokes 🦁 in 2025

For me, the urge to sing “The Lion Sleeps Tonight” is always just a whim away… a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away…

What does the lion use to brush his mane?
– A catacomb.

Why aren’t lions cannibals?
– They can’t swallow their pride.

What does a lion do on a canoe?
– He uses his roar.

Why do lions eat more than other animals?
– They always get the lion’s share.

Why are they terrible storytellers?
– They only have one tail.

Why don’t circus lions eat the clowns?
– Because they taste funny.

My father has the heart of a lion…
– And also a lifetime ban from the zoo.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a snowman?
– Frost-bite.

How did the lion stop the movie?
– He pressed paws.

On what day do lions hunt?
– Chewsday.

A lion goes into a restaurant and orders a steak. The waiter asks how he would like it. The lion replies, “RAW!”

What do you call a lion with chickenpox?
– A dotted lion.

How much does a lion trainer have to know?
– More than the lion!

What do you call a lion with a kitten’s roar?
– Kitty Perry.

How do lions like to pass the time?
– By lion around!

What does a Japanese guy name his pet lion?
– Ryan.

What do you call a lion who hosts a talk show?
– Larry King of the Jungle.

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