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Lion jokes 🦁 in 2025

What did the King of Pride Rock say?
– Simba, you are falling behind. I must ask you to Mufasa.

I have the eye of a tiger, the heart of a lion…
– And a lifetime ban from the zoo.

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?
– Remove an electron.

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
– He felt funny.

What would be a better name than “king of the jungle” for a lion?
– Emperoar.

What do you call a show full of lions?
– The mane event.

Why do lions eat more than other animals?
– Because they always get the lion’s share.

I found a lion in my wardrobe and I asked him what he was doing there.
– He said “Narnia business”.

Why don’t lions like fast food?
– They can’t catch it!

What do lions say before dinner?
– Let us prey!

What do you call a lion chasing a camel across the desert?
– A chameleon.

Friend of mine used to take a bit of pride in his job. He was a lion thief.

What animal do you get when you cross a lion with a camel?
– A chameleon.

What is a lion’s favorite cookie?
– Chocolate chimp.

Why did Pumba’s pal call customer service?
– T’moan.

What do a lion, a witch, and a wardrobe have in common?
– Narnia business.

You’re riding a horse, a giraffe is running next to you and a lion is chasing you. What do you do?
– Get your drunk as off the carousel.

Where do you send a letter to a lion?
– Mane Street.

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