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Lion jokes 🦁 in 2025

What do a lion and a computer have in common?
– They both have mega bites.

Why do lions only mate in the summer?
– Because the pride cometh before the fall

How do lions like to pass the time?
– Country lion dancing.

What do you call a baby lion on lettuce?
– A cub sandwich.

What street does the big cat live on?
– Mane St.

I was in the book shop earlier, and they had a third off all titles. I bought a copy of The Lion, The Witch…

What do you call a lion wearing a stylish hat?
– A dandy lion.

Did you hear about the humble cannibalistic lion?
– He swallowed his pride.

What do you call a good lion impression?
– A roaring success!

What do you call a lion with a fancy hat?
– A dandy lion.

Why do only 9/10 dentists recommend Crest toothpaste?
– The last dentist is busy killing a lion

What animals do you need to make a square?
– Four lions.

What music do lions like?
– Country lion dancing.

What do you call a big cat with chickenpox?
– A dotted lion.

A collection of lion jokes this week, for no particular reason. As normal, they come with no guarantee of funniness or originality…

Why wasn’t the lion honest?
– ‘Cause then he wouldn’t be a lyin’ anymore!

I’m always on the verge of belting out “A Lion Sleeps Tonight.”
– You might say my urge is a whim away, a whim away, a whim away….

What do you call the King of the Jungle’s reflection?
– A copycat.

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