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Lion jokes 🦁 in 2024

What do you call a same-sex lion orgy?
– Gay Pride.
(OC) one I thought up this morning

What is a lion’s favorite U.S. state to visit?
– Maine.

What does a lion call his barber?
– His mane man.

How was the lion after eating the clown?
-He felt funny.

What does a lion call his barber?
– His mane man.

What do you call a lion with a fancy hat?
– A dandy lion.

How do you take a lion’s temperature?
– Very, very carefully.

Why didn’t the lion eat the detective?
– He was undercover.

What do you call a lion that changes color?
– A chamelion.

At any given time, the urge to sing “The Lion Sleeps Tonight” is never more than a whim away.

Why did the lion lose at poker?
– He was playing with a cheetah!

Why do lions always eat raw meat?
– They don’t know how to cook, silly.

Who is the lion’s favorite football player?
– Lionel Messi.

How does the big cat like his steak?
– Raw.

What did the vegetarian lion say before going hunting?
– “Lettuce prey”

Where does a lion sleep?
– Anywhere it wants to! Are you gonna stop it?!

Why did the circus lion eat the tightrope walker?
– He wanted a well-balanced meal.

Why did the lion trainer accessorize his lions?
– So they could take pride in their appearance.

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