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Lion jokes 🦁 in 2025

What time is it when a lion takes your hat?
– Time to get a new hat!

What do lions wear to bed?
– Paw-jamas.

What do you get when you cross Simba with the Little Mermaid?
– A sea lion.

I capture lions for a living.
– I guess you could say I take pride in my work.

What do you call a lion wearing a stylish hat?
– A dandy lion.

What does the lion say to his family before they eat a meal?
– “Let us prey.”

How can we be sure that he is the King of the jungle when he’s always lion?!

What’s the difference between a tiger and a lion?
– A tiger is missing the mane part.

What do a lion and a computer have in common?
– They both have mega bites.

Why do lions only mate in the summer?
– Because the pride cometh before the fall

How do lions like to pass the time?
– Country lion dancing.

What do you call a baby lion on lettuce?
– A cub sandwich.

What street does the big cat live on?
– Mane St.

I was in the book shop earlier, and they had a third off all titles. I bought a copy of The Lion, The Witch…

What do you call a lion wearing a stylish hat?
– A dandy lion.

Did you hear about the humble cannibalistic lion?
– He swallowed his pride.

What do you call a good lion impression?
– A roaring success!

What do you call a lion with a fancy hat?
– A dandy lion.

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