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Leprechaun jokes ☘️👑 in 2024

Carrot: Knock, knock.
– Potato: Who’s there?
– Carrot: Irish stew.
– Potato: Irish stew, who?
– Carrot: Irish stew in the name of the law.

What do you get when two leprechauns have a conversation?

– A lot of small talk

Why are leprechauns hard to get along with?

– They are short-tempered

Why did the leprechaun turn down a bowl of soup?

– Because he already had a pot of gold

Why shouldn’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
– Because they’re always a little short.

What do you say to the smartest person you know on St. Patrick’s Day?
– You’re very clover!

What do ghosts drink on St. Patrick’s Day?

– BOOs

What is Irish and left on the lawn?

– Paddy O’Furniture

What do Irishmen say when you tell them Bono is your favorite singer?

– You too?

Do people get jealous of the Irish?
– Yes, they’re green with envy!

Joe: Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaf clover?
– Bob: Tell me.
– Joe: You might press your luck!

When is an Irish Potato not an Irish Potato?

– When it’s a French fry

Knock, knock.

– Who’s there?

– Pat.

– Pat who?

– Pat on your coat—we’re going to the St. Patty’s Day parade.

What’s the perfect St. Patty’s Day breakfast?

– Green eggs and ham

What does it mean if you find a horseshoe in Ireland?
– Some horse lost its shoe!

Mike: What does a leprechaun say when you tell him Bono is his favorite singer?
– Misty: Tell me.
– Mike: You too?

Why do leprechauns dislike leftovers?

– They prefer left-clovers

What type of spells do Irish witches cast?

– Lucky charms

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