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Leprechaun jokes ☘️👑 in 2024

How can you tell if a potato is not from Ireland?
– When it’s a French fry

Will: What’s big and purple and lies next to Ireland?
– Cody: No clue.
– Will: Grape Britain!

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?

– Because real rocks are too heavy

What did the baby leprechaun find at the end of the rainbow?

– A potty gold

Why don’t women want to get engaged on St. Patrick’s Day?

– They don’t want to get a “sham rock”

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
– To get to the other side!

Knock, knock!
– Who’s there?
– Warren.
– Warren who?
– Warren anything green for St. Patrick’s Day?

What would you get if you crossed Christmas with St. Patrick’s Day?

– St. O’Claus

Why are leprechauns so concerned about global warming?

– They’re really into green living

How do leprechauns celebrate St. Patrick’s Day?

– By holding a lepreconcert

Why do Irish people recycle?
– They like to go green!

Danni: Knock. Knock.
– Izzy: Who’s there?
– Danni: Warren.
– Izzy: Warren who?
– Danni: Warren any green today?

What’s long and green and only shows up once a year?

– The St. Patrick’s Day parade

Why don’t you iron four-leaf clovers?

– Because you don’t want to press your luck

What’s an Irish baby’s favorite song?

– Patty Cake

What do you call a fake Irish stone?
– A shamrock!

Steph: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?
– Jak: Why?
– Steph: ‘Cause real rocks are too heavy!

What does Ireland have more of than any other country?

– Irishmen

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