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Leprechaun jokes ☘️👑 in 2024

Knock, knock!
– Who’s there?
– Pat.
– Pat who?
– Pat on your shoes and let’s get to the St. Patrick’s Day party!

How do you know if an Irishman is having fun?
– He’s Dublin over with laughter!

Seth: What do you call a fake Irish stone?
– Spencer: What?
– Seth: A shamrock!

What do you call a fake Irish diamond?

– A shamrock

Why cant Irish golfers ever end a game?

– They refuse to leave the green

Knock, knock.

– Who’s there?

– Irish.

– Irish I could find a four-leaf clover.

What instrument would a show-off play on St. Patrick’s Day?
– The bragpipes.

Jamie: Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?
– Ashley: Why?
– Jamie: Airplanes weren’t invented yet.

Why did the leprechaun stand on the potato?

– To keep from falling into the stew

Knock, knock.

– Who’s there?

– Irish.

– Irish who?

– Irish stew in the name of the law.

Knock, knock!

– Who’s there?

– Pat. Pat who?

– Pat on your shoes and let’s get to the St. Patrick’s Day party!

What happens if a leprechaun falls into the ocean?
– He gets wet, of course.

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick’s Day?
– Game clover.

What is a leprechaun’s favorite type of music?

– Sham-rock ‘n’ roll

What do you call environmentally conscious leprechauns?

– Wee-cyclers.

Why do frogs love St. Patrick’s Day?

– They’re always wearing green

Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
– Because he couldn’t afford a plane ticket.

David: Mom, I met an Irish boy on St. Patrick’s Day.
– Mom: Oh, really?
– David: No, O’Reilly!

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