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Leprechaun jokes ☘️👑 in 2025

Knock, knock!
– Who’s there?
– Pat.
– Pat who?
– Pat on your shoes and let’s get to the St. Patrick’s Day party!

What happens if a leprechaun falls into the ocean?
– He gets wet, of course.

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick’s Day?
– Game clover.

What is a leprechaun’s favorite type of music?

– Sham-rock ‘n’ roll

What do you call environmentally conscious leprechauns?

– Wee-cyclers.

Why do frogs love St. Patrick’s Day?

– They’re always wearing green

Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
– Because he couldn’t afford a plane ticket.

David: Mom, I met an Irish boy on St. Patrick’s Day.
– Mom: Oh, really?
– David: No, O’Reilly!

What instrument does a showoff play on St. Patrick’s Day?

– Brag-pipes

What did the naughty leprechaun get for Christmas?

– A pot of coal

Knock, knock.

– Who’s there?

– Warren.

– Warren who?

– Warren anything green for St. Patrick’s Day?

What do ghosts drink on St. Patrick’s Day?
– BOOs!

Carrot: Knock, knock.
– Potato: Who’s there?
– Carrot: Irish stew.
– Potato: Irish stew, who?
– Carrot: Irish stew in the name of the law.

What do you get when two leprechauns have a conversation?

– A lot of small talk

Why are leprechauns hard to get along with?

– They are short-tempered

Why did the leprechaun turn down a bowl of soup?

– Because he already had a pot of gold

Why shouldn’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
– Because they’re always a little short.

What do you say to the smartest person you know on St. Patrick’s Day?
– You’re very clover!

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