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Lemon jokes 🍋 in 2025

Walking down the road, I passed an apple pie, a lemon cheesecake, and ice cream. I thought the streets are desserted!

Why was the lemon feeling depressed?
– She lost her zest for life.

What did the doctor prescribe to the sick lemon?
– Lemon-aid

What do you get when you have a cat that eats a lemon?
– A sour puss.

What did the old lemon see before it died?
– The grim ripe-r.

Why did the lemon pie go to the dentist?
– Because it needed fillings!

You can’t put a price on slippery lemons.

When gives you lemons, grab salt and tequila.

Why didn’t the apple and lemon get married?
– Because fruit cantaloupe.

Do you know dino-saurs?
– They used to dominate this planet in the early citrus era.

What did the lemon in the salad say to the tomato?
– “Give me a squeeze”.

I always take life with a grain of salt…
– Plus, a slice of lemon. And a shot of tequila.

Live life with zest.

Why did the lemon turn into lime juice?
– It couldn’t handle the pressure.

A dancing pie is also known as a lemon merengue.

What kind of lemon performs for charity?
– Lemon Aid.

A lemon visited the doctor because of a sour stomach.

Which tree has the least amount of education?
– A lemon tree. (Elementary)

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