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Lemon jokes 🍋 in 2025

What is a lemon?
– An orange with nipples.

What will we give to a sick lemon?
– Lemon aid!

Watson found Holmes busily painting the front door bright yellow.
– “What on earth is that, Holmes?”
– “It’s a lemon entry, my dear Watson.”

What did the optimist say to the sour lemon?
– Life is sweet!

What happened to the lemon boxer?
– He got beaten to a pulp.

What should you do when you meet an injured lemon?
– Give it lemon aid.

How do you make a lemon drop?
– Hold it high and let go.

How did the lemon change up her style?
– She got lemonade braids.

Life would be sour without you.

What do you call a lemon whose job is to perform for and entertain the king?
– The court zest-er.

The lemon pie went to the dentist because it needed fillings.

What do you call a lemon with no eyes?
– A lemon. Lemons don’t typically have eyes.

Lemon failed her driving test. She kept peeling out.

Why are lemons so observant?
– They’re full of Vitamin See.

What do you give to an injured lemon?
– Lemon-aid

I just lost my job at the lemonade store…
– because I cannot concentrate.

How are synagogues like lemons?
– They’re full of acidic juice.

Why was the car salesman arrested?
– For selling lemons.

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