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Lemon jokes 🍋 in 2025

Why was the lemon by himself?
– Because the banana split.

Lemon tell ya… I love you so much

How do you know the lemon was bullied?
– Because it was beaten to a pulp.

When you meet an injured lemon, give it lemon-aid.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
– When lemons give you life, you probably have scurvy.

Why is lemon feeling down?
– because she lost her zest.

Why did the lemon stop running?
– He ran out of juice.

What do you call a lemon’s female parent?
– Lemom.

Why do lemons wear suntan lotion?
– Because they peel.

Who did the lemon rob the bank with?
– His partner in lime.

Why do lemons wear suntan lotion?
– Because they peel.

Why did the lemon disapprove of his daughter?
– Because she was a little tart.

The reason why the lemon fails the driving test is that it always peels out.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a lemon?
– A sour puss.

What do you get when you ask a lemon for help?
– Lemon-aid!

Where did the grapefruit get her joggers?
– Lululemon.

Why was the lemon depressed?
– Because nobody could peel his pain.

I just lost my job at the lemonade store because I cannot concentrate.

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