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Lemon jokes 🍋 in 2025

Pulp Fiction.

What’s yellow and goes bzzzzz?
– An electric lemon.

They are bitter rivals.
– The lemon didn’t do well at school because….

What kind of lemon performs charity work?
– Lemonaid.

Every day is a fresh start.

What do you call a mini citrus pie?
– A little tart.

Do you know that limes and lemons often fight with each other?
– They are actually bitter components.

Why did the lemon fail his driving test?
– It kept peeling out.

What did the lemon say to the orange?
– Sour you doing?

Why was the lemon depressed?
– It lost all of its zest

Why was the lemon always on the edge?
– Because he had a seed of doubt planted in him.

I gave a woman some lemonade last night and schwepped her off her feet.

Do you like lemons?
– Because I think they are sublime.

How long did it take for the lemon to form its zest?
– A couple sours.

Why are lemons safer than limes?
– There’s no such thing as lemon’s disease.

How do you make a lemon puff?
– Chase it round the garden?

It couldn’t concentrate.
– Don’t you just love lemons?
– They are sub-lime!

What happens when life gives you pickles instead of lemons?
– You dill with it.

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