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Lemon jokes 🍋 in 2025

Why are lemons and banana phones so popular these days?
– They have appeal.

The lemon visits the doctor because it is not peeling well.

What did lemon say to lime?
– Nothing stupid, lemons don’t talk.

What did the organic lemon say about the genetically modified lemon?
– Those are totally fake zests!

Why don’t lemons go around blind?
– Because they take Vitamin See.

What happens when two lemons collide?
– They get en-tang-led!

The baseball keeps its lemonade in the pitcher.

I was hoping my friend would catch the lemon-lime soda i tossed her.
– But unfortunately Sierra Mist.

What did the teacher tell the lemons when they misbehave?
– You have to do bitter next time.

Pulp Fiction.

What’s yellow and goes bzzzzz?
– An electric lemon.

They are bitter rivals.
– The lemon didn’t do well at school because….

What kind of lemon performs charity work?
– Lemonaid.

Every day is a fresh start.

What do you call a mini citrus pie?
– A little tart.

Do you know that limes and lemons often fight with each other?
– They are actually bitter components.

Why did the lemon fail his driving test?
– It kept peeling out.

What did the lemon say to the orange?
– Sour you doing?

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