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Lemon jokes 🍋 in 2025

Why was the lemon depressed?
– It lost all of its zest.

Who is the lemon’s favorite author?
– Lemony Snickett

What do you get when you cross a cat and a lemon?
– A sour puss.

What do you get when you ask a lemon for help?
– Lemon-aid!

Where did the grapefruit get her joggers?
– Lululemon.

Why was the lemon depressed?
– Because nobody could peel his pain.

I just lost my job at the lemonade store because I cannot concentrate.

Did anyone see the news story about the HIV virus mutating to affect citrus plants?
– It can cause lemon AIDS.

Why was the lemon by itself?
– Because the banana split.

Why did the lemon visit the doctor?
– He wasn’t peeling well.

What is the opposite of lemon?
– Lemoff.

What do you call a lemon grenade?
– Lemonade!

How did the lemon look for her date?
– Very Zesty!

Why can’t lemons be pirates?
– They don’t get scurvy.

The lemon father does not approve with his son because she is a little bit tart.

Why did the lemon go out with a prune?
– Because she couldn’t find a date.

“Why do lemons always apply sun lotion
– Because they peel all the time.

Why was the lemon fired from the juice factory?
– He couldn’t concentrate.

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