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Lawyer jokes ⚖️✒️ in 2025

Have you heard about the lawyers word processor? – No matter what font you select, everything come out in fine print.

how do you stop a lawyer from drowning?
– Take your foot off his head.

What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer? -I don’t know. There are some things even a blonde won’t do.

At a lawyers’ conference, one lawyer said to the others: “Perhaps ‘unethical’
was the wrong word; – I meant sort of complex — legally complex . . . .'”.

Whats the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo? -A gigolo only screws one person at a time.

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? -From chasing parked ambulances.

why lawyers die, why are they buried in a hole 24 feet deep?
– Because deep down, they are all nice guys.

what are good lawyers for? – They make used car salesmen look good.

What do you buy a friend graduating from Law School? -A lobotomy.

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