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Lactose Intolerant jokes ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿฅ› in 2025

What’s the lactose intolerant person’s favorite book? “A Tale of No Dairy”!

What do lactose intolerant people and vampires have in common? Both can’t stand a stake with garlic butter!

Why did the lactose intolerant person refuse to work at the bakery? Too much buttery mess!

Why did the lactose intolerant person refuse to bake? Too much butter drama!

Why did the lactose intolerant person refuse to become a farmer? Because they couldn’t milk the cows!

Why did the lactose intolerant person refuse to eat spaghetti? Too much chance of Parmesan!

Why do lactose intolerant people make great musicians? Because they’re always in tune, never in cheese!

What did the lactose intolerant person say to the cheesecake? “You’re a piece of trouble!”

What’s the lactose intolerant person’s favorite reality show? Survivor: Dairy Island!

What did the lactose intolerant person say to the cheese? “You’re not gouda for me!”

Why did the lactose intolerant person refuse to eat at the pizzeria? They couldn’t stomach the toppings!

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