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Lactose Intolerant jokes ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿฅ› in 2025

Why did the lactose intolerant person refuse to join the cooking contest? The butter got on their nerves!

Why did the lactose intolerant person break up with the ice cream? They felt too churned up inside!

Why did the lactose intolerant person refuse to become a food critic? Too much cream to deal with!

Why did the lactose intolerant person refuse to go to the milk bar? They couldn’t stomach the atmosphere!

What’s the lactose intolerant person’s favorite sport? Anything but cheese rolling!

What do lactose intolerant people use to stay updated? The “Dairy Free” news app!

What’s a lactose intolerant person’s favorite song? “Don’t Stop Brie-lievin’!”

What’s the lactose intolerant person’s favorite motto? “Live and let dairy!”

Why did the lactose intolerant person refuse to eat the sandwich? They were afraid of the hidden cheese!

What’s the lactose intolerant person’s favorite movie? “No Whey Out”!

Why did the lactose intolerant person start a band? They wanted to play some non-dairy tunes!

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