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Lactose Intolerant jokes ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿฅ› in 2025

What’s the lactose intolerant person’s favorite reality show? Survivor: Dairy Island!

What did the lactose intolerant person say to the cheese? “You’re not gouda for me!”

Why did the lactose intolerant person refuse to eat at the pizzeria? They couldn’t stomach the toppings!

What’s the lactose intolerant person’s favorite superhero? Lactose-Free Man!

Why did the lactose intolerant person never become a baker? They couldn’t rise to the challenge!

Why did the lactose intolerant go to a therapist? They couldn’t digest their problems!

What did the lactose intolerant person say to the milkshake? “You’re making my stomach quake!”

Why was the lactose intolerant person voted “most likely to succeed”? They knew how to avoid the cheesy stuff!

Why did the lactose intolerant person become a nutritionist? They wanted to spread the “dairy-free” message!

Why did the lactose intolerant person stop dating yogurt? They couldn’t handle the culture!

Why did the lactose intolerant person refuse to join the cooking contest? The butter got on their nerves!

Why did the lactose intolerant person break up with the ice cream? They felt too churned up inside!

Why did the lactose intolerant person refuse to become a food critic? Too much cream to deal with!

Why did the lactose intolerant person refuse to go to the milk bar? They couldn’t stomach the atmosphere!

What’s the lactose intolerant person’s favorite sport? Anything but cheese rolling!

What do lactose intolerant people use to stay updated? The “Dairy Free” news app!

What’s a lactose intolerant person’s favorite song? “Don’t Stop Brie-lievin’!”

What’s the lactose intolerant person’s favorite motto? “Live and let dairy!”

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