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Koala jokes 🐨 in 2025

Why did the Koala cross the road?
– To prove to the possum that it could be done!

What happened when the koala tripped and fell in a public place?
– He got embearassed.

Today I learnt koala bears aren’t actual bears. They’re marsupials.
– I guess they don’t meet the koalafications.

Why aren’t koalas real bears?
– Because they don’t meet the koalifications!

Little brown bear
– There was once a little Brown bear who always wanted to be a koala bear. So he went to Australia and asked to join the koala bears union. They told he did’nt koala-ify.

What did the koala write in his Valentine’s Day card to his girlfriend?
– “I love you-calyptus.”

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