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Koala jokes 🐨 in 2025

What do koalas eat after a nuclear winter?
– Apocalyptus

Why do you never see koalas wearing shoes?
– Because they love going bearfoot.

My girlfriend said we need to spend more quality time together.
– So I bought her a tea set and a koala and said wtf are we supposed to do now?

What do you call a Koala who doesn’t meet the requirements?
– Un-Koalified

When does a Koala go “moo”?
– When it is learning a new language!

What is a koala’s favorite type of fruit?
– Bearies.

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