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Koala jokes 🐨 in 2025

Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
– Because it was dead.

Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?

Because it got hit by the first koala.

Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?

Because he thought it was a game and joined in!

What is a koala bears favorite snack?
– Bearitos.

What would you call a dream where a koala bear is eating you?
– A bite-mare.

People tend to give teddy bears as gifts for Valentine’s Day.
– The standard teddy or panda bears seem popular this year. I’ve got my girlfriend a koala bear because she loves them.

Plus, I don’t know a better way to tell her that I’ve got chlymidia.

As an Aussie; 10am is when I make a cuppa Twinings English Breakfast for the local marsupials
– it’s a really koala tea time

Why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree?
– Because he was dead too

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