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Koala jokes 🐨 in 2025

What did the koalas say after getting in a fender bender?
– Eucalyptus.

Why did the koala lose his job?
– He wasn’t koalafied enough.

Why don’t koalas use a Sat Nav?
– Because they never lose their bearings.

We were driving down the road when a koala cut ahead of us and knocked into the car.
– We sped up alongside of him and yelled out “Hey, you clipped us.”

What’s green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus?
– Koala vomit

Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
– Because they don’t have the KOALifications

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